I don't often read the Guardian, so when I stumbled upon this comment piece, I smiled at the first para or two. By the end of the piece, I was giggling fit to burst. The tone of the piece just makes tickles my funny bone and I accept that others may not find it funny. See if you do.
Retired layabout. Married for ages to my best friend, father of four wonderful children and lover of Siamese cats.
Like being active, so cycling and kite flying are favourite pastimes. Love food and drink, so eating and drinking also favourite pastimes. Recently discovered the delights of old Land Rovers.