Monday, 3 August 2009

Thinning out the population....

I've got two longish posts out of my system. I can now go back to my more normal ravings. First up, I am completely mystified as to why a significant proportion of the population cannot find a numbered seat in an aeroplane or train. Next time you get on a train or plane, just watch.

The answer is simple. At the age of 18, everyone should be given a boarding card, put in an aeroplane and given between 40 and 60 seconds (dependent on the size of the plane) to find their alloted seat. Anyone who fails this simple test should be liquidated with prejudice. There is no place on the planet for people who cannot.

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